Mayan Funnel Cake

When a guy nuts in another guys butt, where he consequently nuts into another guy or girl. They can start a funnel chain if they wish, and there is no limit as to how many people can funnel into one person.

Aye girl me and my boys tryna make a Mayan Funnel Cake witchu. My short friend can be the funnel.

by Be Nurse April 12, 2025

Coffee-functional

Adj: people whose mental functionality in the morning starts only after 🤔 they've had their coffee

If you cannot function in the mornings w/out your coffee...you're coffee-functional. Are you coffee-functional?

by Sexydimma March 3, 2026

Coffee-functional

Adj: you become functional in the morning only after having had your cup of coffee

Are you coffee-functional?

by Sexydimma March 4, 2026

The J Fuentes

Form a person can take of being a petofile and performing various acts that would be questionable in the court of law as statutory rape. Also infamous for wandering hands in the darkness and shadows of the night. This shit you wont even see on the catch a predator

My friend george gave lilly the J fuentes in the movies the other night.

by John Doeugh January 21, 2008

hip to the function

Understanding of the prerequisite conditions for an event or institution, including but limited to parties, relationships, and using slang.

How you gonna tell me I can't get in the club with this outfit? Bitch you ain't even hip to the function.

by soulbaby07 May 14, 2016

Quadruple Butt Funnel

(noun) A more severe form of punishment for Butt Funnel. To be reserved for the very worst of offences.

Your offence is so heinous, you have been sentenced to a... Quadruple Butt Funnel

by Knight57 July 4, 2016

basic human function

basic action which every human beeing should be capable of unless they are disabled in a certain way.

He/she just uploaded a photo of him/her cleaning the dishes! Like that isn't a basic human function...

by Aplh April 4, 2018