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English

The new language that people can't understand
You: Hi, can you help me with something!?
Russian: Sorry no speak English.
by sit-yo-fat-ass-down June 15, 2018
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english un-ass

Unisex. Adj.

Having no or very little booty. So little booty in fact that you have negative booty, a vast plane of flatness. Usually reserved for people of European descent but as europe is a diverse place the word can be used to define anyone really.
Girl: Hey look (boy) is coming! Isnt he so handsome?
Girl 2: Yeah, he is handsome but i cant get over his english un-ass. There would be nothing to grab on to.
by Screamer1156 October 19, 2019
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English Teachers

They are Satan but way more extreme, they torment you by forcing you to write pointless paragraphs of one sentence in a prehistoric book that no one uses. These types of motherfuckers would assign you 10 paragraph essay for you to compete for the next day. I swear, I would personally start a holocaust for English teachers; if you picked English A level consider this as a warning to you.
Person one: We have English.
Person two: IK
Person: English Teachers are worse, trust me
by IslamicTord December 9, 2022
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dirty englishman

a tea enema given to a woman after anal sex by a man who wants to watch her cleaned out.
After fucking her real hard, he gave her the dirty englishman to clean her out.
by mattykay August 20, 2009
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Internet English

n. A dialect of the English language frequently used on the internet.

The following rules apply when using in Internet English:

-Your: most often used for both the possessive pronoun and the contraction of "you are" while the latter is more prominently used.

-There, Their and They're refer to location, possession, and the contraction of "they are," respectively, however either word can go with either meaning, thus breaking the rules familiar when using proper English.

-Wut: short for "what."

-u: short for "you." "ur" is the possessive pronoun meaning the same as "your."

...and many more rules apply, but I, unfortunately, do not have the time to write down all the rules. If you wish to learn more, find someone who is proficiently fluent in the language to teach you some slang.
The lack of conventions, lack of punctuation, frequent misspellings, and incorrect uses of words' meanings are what characterizes Internet English. This language is used often on social media and text messaging. Websites include YouTube, Facebook and Twitter.
by Ilisten2Metal December 25, 2015
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Spaking English

When you say to your friends your not spaking English when your the one that is not
1: Elise your not spaking English
by SHERKED March 10, 2017
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Armchair english teacher

Anyone on the internet who overly criticizes you or bitches about a spelling/typing mistake
"Learn how to spell before you talk"

"You're an armchair english teacher shut the fuck up"
by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) May 28, 2021
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