driving the porcelain bus

When you've had too much to drink, and you wind up with two hands on the opened toilet in a kneeling position puking your guts out.

Man am I exhausted! I drank too much and was driving the porcelian bus all night!

by Ralph, the bus driver January 3, 2004

knacker drinking

When irish teenagers are underage and have nothing less to do they go knacker drinking this is where they buy (or some one who is over 18 buys for them) cheap alcohol (usually dutch gold or vokda) and drink it in woods or the side of the street parks are also popular.. its usually pissing rain and you go home feeling like shit and wet... but it was a night out and you dont feel the wet cause you are so drunk.. all is well until some night the gaurds catch you and you are brought home in the back of the cop car or your stomach gets pumped...

Girl 1 says to girl 2 : you goin drinkin tonight?
Girl 2 answers: yeah i will get a few cans and meet ya up the park around six... i will tell my ma im at your house ok?
Girl 1: no problem see ya then

by pennyr200 May 13, 2005

mercy drive

a street in pine hills that you will get shot on if you dont know where you are

i was gettin a dime on mercy drive when i saw the swat team bust into those apartments

by 407 June 28, 2007

This is not a drill

That phrase you always hear when the good guys are faced with imminent danger that requires there participation in the defense of a particular strategic location. Of course, the big tough guy who is rudely waking the cadets from their slumber would probably say it even if it WAS a drill.

Manly Sergeant: Everybody out! This is not a drill!

Everybody Else: **Frantically puts on gear**

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School Teacher: Everybody out! This is not a drill!

Kid: You know what? Somehow I doubt it. I think I'll just go finish up my chem homework while you guys go stand in the rain.

by Enough Free Time to Post on UD January 9, 2011

The Drive

An extremely trippy series of back-country roads in Sherman, TX that Austin College students drive on when smoking pot.

Man, I got lost on the drive last night. We found a road with 12 foot fences on both sides!!

by Austin College Escapee June 22, 2005

the drizzle

1.) a.k.a. Master Shake (Aqua Teen: Hunger Force)

Frylock: Is Shake there?
Shake: Hello! This is the drizzle.

by go fuck yourself October 5, 2004

ghost driver

see: Geister Fahrer. An individual who drives going the wrong direction on an autobahn, often with headlights turned off at night. Usually a drunk driver, but can also be a suicide attempt, thrill seeker, or horrendus driver error.

My travel agent gave me this cautionary lecture on ghost drivers in europe. Does that really happen?

by gooberliberation March 22, 2006