Diet Cum

The cum from a man who had a vasectomy.

Diet cum has the same flavor and fun but won't make you fat.

by Wordiculous February 22, 2025

Carbage diet

A diet in which you can eat all the carbs you want as long as you find them in the trash.

Hey, I saw you digging in the garbage at work. Are you poor?

Not poor, just trying this new carbage diet.

by cokemidget November 3, 2020

Coma Diet

The act of losing weight while in a naturally or medically induced state of unconsciousness.

Damien lost weight while being on a Coma Diet from choking on his own puke.

Friend #1: Have you seen Damien since his coma diet?
Friend #2: He's looking good! I think he lost 40 lbs.

by ToeSniffer55 May 13, 2024

diet rockstars

Popstars who think they are rockstars and dress && act as such.
Basically just a lighter, sweeter version of the original.

"Justin Timberlake is such a diet rockstar"

Justin Timberlake and Good Charlotte are such diet rockstars

by xxx_lexi August 20, 2007

protein diet

A diet consumed by a person, only served to them by a man. Purpose is for weight loss. The only sustenance is provided to them by their male partner ejaculating in their mouth.

My bitch's ass was getting big so i put her on the protein diet.

by jmhunter July 7, 2010

diet spread

when you're really hungry but you're too busy lying down to get food

person 1: I'm hungry
person 2: then get some food!
person 1: no... I'm doing the diet spread

by Dumbskateremo March 23, 2024

Diet bop

Talking to a bunch of men and entertaining but not doing the deed with them. A restricted bop. Linits. Boundaries.

Omg she talked to everyone but she’s not sleeping with them so she a diet bop.
Like a coke but without all the sugar. Diet bop.

by A diet bop November 27, 2024