morgans diet

a girl who eats black dick and drinks cum milkshakes

The hoe had a eat many black dicks, so she has a Morgans diet

by cumsuckingdad December 4, 2017

Grief Diet

When you lose a lot of weight because you are sad and can't eat. Depression of someone dying has killed your appetite and you have lost weight

Did you see Karen she is so thin. I think Karen went on a grief diet after her husband left her. She looks great.

by jimmyolsenblues April 29, 2011

Year of diets

Where you do a different diet every month for a whole year

Oi do the year of diets with Hayden blackie

by Hayden blackie December 5, 2019

Diet Pussy

It's pussy but your using a condom

Man 1: hey I just had sex!
Man 2: was it pussy or diet pussy?

Man 1: What do you mean?

Man 2: CONDOM or no condom?

by No_this1s.Jessie September 9, 2023

American diet

soeaking as an american, shittiest diet in the world, i try to eat healthy and do you know how hard it is to find shit thats lowfat or low sodium in stores here? and then theres the 40 FUCKING PERCENT OF PEOPLE!! who are fat fucks here, and no i dont care about bodyshaming, if you have a condition i get it and am not insulting you but 99% of overweight fucks in america dont, they just eat fucking mcdonalds and never work out

american diet example: for the childhood obesity rate, its usually not a ten year olds fault that he is fat, they dont know how to eat correctly because their fucking parents feed them mcdonalds every fucking day which causes them to get made fun of and become insecure, then people wonder why they become anorexic in highschool, this should be considered child abuse you fucking dipshit soccer moms

by yallfocusonthewrongshit October 20, 2021

Gum Diet

When you go on a gum diet you only eat 1 meal a day and chew gum when your hungry, swallowing is an option.

Chelsea “I’m going on a gum diet”
Alice “yes hunty you lose that weight!”

by tcanmongeau December 9, 2018

Diet single

A person who is technically single, but constantly bounces between potential relationships.

He’s bounced between 3 people he’s trying to date for like a month, he’s like diet single almost

by Lervington the 5th December 11, 2022