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Billy: "Hey man Chinese Democracy finally came out after 10 years"
Jimmy: "You're such a retard China is a communist nation"
Jimmy: "You're such a retard China is a communist nation"
by Goose B July 6, 2009
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1) Support of the most popular and radical social justice issue. If rainbow coloured unicorns wished to transition into pineapples, then democrats would initiate a mass media campaign with additional funding for grassroots transition centres for pineapple inclined unicorns.
2) Excessive funding and spending is secured by printing cash on demand. The consequences of a devalued dollar, increased costs and inflation are ignored completely. Democrats are economically irresponsible.
3) Radical bias. Every opposing view, regardless of how fact based or valid, will be denounced as racist, bigoted or a part of fascist/nazi ideology. Events are cherry picked and a false narrative is imposed upon the opponent's view. This is ironic considering that the democrats historically supported slavery and the KKK. Incessantly supported, without criticism or balanced reporting by mainstream media and commentators on CNN, ABC and MSNBC.
4) Government is the only source of salvation. Citizens are too stupid or incapable of making the correct decision so the democrats are willing to enforce an authoritarian solution upon the public. The democrats will fight for freedom by removing the freedoms of all citizens to support their ideology.
1) Support of the most popular and radical social justice issue. If rainbow coloured unicorns wished to transition into pineapples, then democrats would initiate a mass media campaign with additional funding for grassroots transition centres for pineapple inclined unicorns.
2) Excessive funding and spending is secured by printing cash on demand. The consequences of a devalued dollar, increased costs and inflation are ignored completely. Democrats are economically irresponsible.
3) Radical bias. Every opposing view, regardless of how fact based or valid, will be denounced as racist, bigoted or a part of fascist/nazi ideology. Events are cherry picked and a false narrative is imposed upon the opponent's view. This is ironic considering that the democrats historically supported slavery and the KKK. Incessantly supported, without criticism or balanced reporting by mainstream media and commentators on CNN, ABC and MSNBC.
4) Government is the only source of salvation. Citizens are too stupid or incapable of making the correct decision so the democrats are willing to enforce an authoritarian solution upon the public. The democrats will fight for freedom by removing the freedoms of all citizens to support their ideology.
5) Uncontrolled immigration and open voting rights to ensure that the democrats party remains in power. By allowing noncitizens to vote, one can completely ignore the concerns of genuine citizens. Open voting rights will remove any claims of election fraud, since it will be legal for anyone to vote without tracking their identity. Vote early, vote often and assist the dead and non-residents to vote as well.
6) Hypocrisy. One can argue for against related issues without any compulsion to face reality. If there is no truth nor false ideas, then you can believe anything at anytime. If opponents accuse you of hypocrisy, then accuse them of the errors you yourself have committed.
7) Anti-nationalism. Nationalism is evil and reinforces objective history, individual freedoms, justice and opportunities within society. This needs to be squashed at all costs. Supporters need to be self-hating and ashamed of their history and nation. If supporters are white, then they need to display greater shame and self sacrifice than any other ethnic group.
The democrat party is the least democratic and most fascist party in modern politics. Also known as Demoncrats.
Dwenzil: The democrats have released statistics indicating that the white population of the US is less than 50% for the first time in history!
Wisteria: OMG! Let us celebrate by marching for rainbow unicorn rights in Slovakia while denouncing Republicans as the children of Hitler.
6) Hypocrisy. One can argue for against related issues without any compulsion to face reality. If there is no truth nor false ideas, then you can believe anything at anytime. If opponents accuse you of hypocrisy, then accuse them of the errors you yourself have committed.
7) Anti-nationalism. Nationalism is evil and reinforces objective history, individual freedoms, justice and opportunities within society. This needs to be squashed at all costs. Supporters need to be self-hating and ashamed of their history and nation. If supporters are white, then they need to display greater shame and self sacrifice than any other ethnic group.
The democrat party is the least democratic and most fascist party in modern politics. Also known as Demoncrats.
Dwenzil: The democrats have released statistics indicating that the white population of the US is less than 50% for the first time in history!
Wisteria: OMG! Let us celebrate by marching for rainbow unicorn rights in Slovakia while denouncing Republicans as the children of Hitler.
by doug1ness July 4, 2022
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Lead Singer from Blind Guardian (Hansi Kürsch) and Rythmn Guitarist, Back Up Vocalist of Iced Earth (Jon Schaffer) One kickass Power Metal group.
by Lord Mediocrity April 14, 2003
Get the Demons&Wizards mug.An asswipe from any corporate headquarters obstensibly sent in to raise the bottom line, but is actually an un-fireable loser being transfered (and promoted) just to get rid of him/her.
This demotivationalizer they sent in from back east is the biggest demotivationilizer in the history of business enterprise. They musy have dumped him/her on us to get him out of their way without pissing off his/her daddy.
by sali faloud October 10, 2005
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Demon Lady: *while looking at cosmetics* that bitch, fucking, asshole, fucking cunt, bitch mother e__o
Customer: >__> *escapes*
Other customer: *reacts by taking a cell phone picture and showing friends* Dude! Did you see that freaky Demonic Lady!? Dear God! :O
Customer: >__> *escapes*
Other customer: *reacts by taking a cell phone picture and showing friends* Dude! Did you see that freaky Demonic Lady!? Dear God! :O
by SamiWHAMMY August 6, 2007
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by duuude007 January 12, 2007
Get the Virtual Democracy mug.“Bleach Demons” is a term that was originally used to describe Albinos because of their white hair, white skin, and red eyes in 1875. The term became outdated in 1906, to present day it’s used as a slur to describe Albinos.
You might also see the Black Tiktok Community use it to describe White people, but they don’t know the history behind it and everyone should refrain from the use of the word.
You might also see the Black Tiktok Community use it to describe White people, but they don’t know the history behind it and everyone should refrain from the use of the word.
by wildbills June 18, 2021
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