crunched

Being in a state of anger, rage, or just frustrated to the point of one scrunching up their face or sneering or yelling.

1. Bob - Yo, you see what happened when Jim turned over the ball?

Bill - Yeah. That dude was crunched as hell.

2. I was about to call my friend for a ride home when I realized I left my cell at home. I was so crunched

by Lulz On Parade January 29, 2009

crunchie

Someone who's brunette, but "blonde" on the inside, ie. they have dark hair but are dumb.

Becca: *while swishing her dark hair around* "so.. like.. how do you spell orange?"

Tina: "oh my god, she is SUCH a crunchie."

by theycallitlove_x December 2, 2009

clunch

Another word for a vagina, cunt or pussy.

Lesbian 1: Munch my clunch bitch!
Lesbian 2 now performs cunnilingus on Lesbian 1

by The Wah January 3, 2007

Crunching

The act of having really rough sex. Possibly with Oreo cookies involved.

I was crunching with Sam Malone last night and I tore that skank up.

by Miller September 16, 2004

Crunchy

The feeling one gets when they do something extremely stupid or embarrassing, like tripping in public.

-guy trips- "Damn man! Don't you feel Crunchy!"

by DanielDisastrous March 11, 2009

crunchy

The characteristics of a neo hippy.

Dude, Jane stopped showering and she's not wearing shoes. I think she went all crunchy on our asses.

by Nina July 28, 2003

crutch rust

A person with Ginga Pubic hair.

Hey you ginga bastard hows that crutch rust?

by Adam Swann April 27, 2006