2 definitions by DanielDisastrous

noun. a person who calls everybody else a new jack, so that they themselves don't get called new jacks. Usual targets are people who generally listen to mainstream bands, regardless of experience in hardcore music, and music diversity.
"You know that fool steven?"
"Yeah man, that kids a fuckin standoff."
by DanielDisastrous March 18, 2009
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The feeling one gets when they do something extremely stupid or embarrassing, like tripping in public.
-guy trips- "Damn man! Don't you feel Crunchy!"
by DanielDisastrous March 12, 2009
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