crotch check

This is the action people commonly take when they are wearing underwear over their pants and need to make sure that the jeans underneath aren't making it look like they have a penis. This also takes place just in case you thought you lost your vagina or penis. If your vagina or penis is detachable then you understand.

Do these pants make me look like I have a penis? Crotch Check!

crotch check by ** April 6, 2005

Crotch Foam

When you are shaving and you inadvertently squirt yourself in the crotch with shaving cream.

Oooo that tingles.. I just squirted myself in the crotch with shaving cream.

Crotch Foam by Rachael November 6, 2002

crotch rocket

any motorcycle with two brake disks on the front wheel.

SUZUKI GSXR see gixxer
KAWASAKI ZX-R
YAMAHA R1
HONDA CBR

look closely at the front wheel of a bike; if it has a brake disk on BOTH sides it can be considered a crotchrocket.

crotch rocket by OnyxO September 4, 2004

Crotch Goblin 

1. Pubic Lice

2. While your sleeping, your friend (if your wearing sweatpants) picks up your cat, shoves him down your pants and ties the strings very tight so there is no escape and makes the cat tear away at your underpants with its sharp claws

4. someone that goes behind your and sticks their head through you legs near your crotch and starts making very odd noises / starts singing death metal

1. I don't think i can trust you... since you have crotch goblins and all.

2. Dude i have scars from that crotch goblin you pulled on me like a month ago.

3. AHHH! CROTCH GOBLIN!

Crotch Goblin by xxxShadowFatexxx December 28, 2005

crotch snorkle 

Of, or pertaining to the penis.

"That's one helluva crotch snorkle."

crotch snorkle by Frances April 23, 2005

crotch hound 

Crotch hound:

a) a person who will do anything to get what they want.
b) a person who uverindulges in the act of oral stimulation of the crotch.
c) just about every political figure.
d) A dog that always has their nose in a person's crotch

Example:
Guy one: Hey, I am gonna vote for Hillary.
Guy two: are you nuts? she will say anything for a vote, she is a crotch hound.
Example:
Guy one:Hey, I am gonna hang out with Tina tonight.
Guy two:Fuck that, all she wants is your cash and your ride, that ho is a crotch hound.
Example:
Guy one:bro, you dog wont stop digging its nose in my crotch.
Guy two: I know, that dog is a crotch hound.

crotch hound by ed fagan January 20, 2008

crotch rumbler 

a group of people who never found a vagina mystery that they couldn't get to the bottom of

crotch rumblers OUT

crotch rumbler by jeremy694/ January 21, 2008