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Fuck and Dump:

after a night of sex with a one night stand, you drive to the store to "pick up something to drink." send the person in and take off while they are inside.
Guy One: hey what happened to that chick you were with at the club?

Guy Two: fuck and dump bro..
by ed fagan January 19, 2008

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Stone job: Pronounced {STONE-JOB!}

Believed to be derived of Spanish and English origins, with its true beginnings shrouded in a history as odd as the act itself.

a) The act of inadvertently neglecting to keep prearranged meetings.

b) The act of absentmindedly abandoning a friend(s) at a house party, without informing said friend(s) of your abrupt departure.

c) The unintended failure to return phone calls for hours, sometimes days and even months on end.

Although the earliest known occurrences are believed to have been committed by a single male in his youth, the term and action have played out over the course of time to include all forms of life.

After years of research and observation it is proven to be an involuntary response to some of, but not limited to, the following: a) self-absorption b) aloofness c) carelessness d) drunkenness e) smoking to much fucking weed.

While a STONE JOB is not malicious in nature, it can be emotionally detrimental to the unsuspecting victim. Without a proper understanding of a STONE JOB it can leave its target with feelings of disorientation, despair, resentment, and depression, some of the effected casualties have reported mild to acute cases of anger, rage, and hatred. In most cases the discomfort subsides within one or two days, but can last in excess of a week depending on the severity of the affliction.

It was thought to be a lost practice until its reemergence in Riverhead, New York, sometime around the mid to late eighties.

Guy one: Hey, how was the Slayer concert?
Guy two: I don't know Eric never picked me up from work.
Guy one: oh man STONE JOB huh?
Guy two: yeah, but one day I will get even...
by ed fagan January 20, 2008

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Cunts and Bitches: a group of girls who act like a bunch of assholes when they are together.
Guy one: what the fuck was wrong with those girls?

Guy two: C&Bs bro...

Guy one: C&Bs?

Guy two: Yeah, cunts and bitches
by ed fagan January 19, 2008

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Crotch hound:

a) a person who will do anything to get what they want.
b) a person who uverindulges in the act of oral stimulation of the crotch.
c) just about every political figure.
d) A dog that always has their nose in a person's crotch
Guy one: Hey, I am gonna vote for Hillary.
Guy two: are you nuts? she will say anything for a vote, she is a crotch hound.
Guy one:Hey, I am gonna hang out with Tina tonight.
Guy two:Fuck that, all she wants is your cash and your ride, that ho is a crotch hound.
Guy one:bro, you dog wont stop digging its nose in my crotch.
Guy two: I know, that dog is a crotch hound.
by ed fagan January 20, 2008

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Asphalt: European slang for black people.

Guy one: did you see that black guy over there?
Guy two: Yes, I have seen a lot of asphalts today.
by ed fagan January 20, 2008

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