'Blowjob'
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A blowjob is when someone is hired for the job of performing oral sex on a man's penis, otherwise known as fellatio.
Whores are hired and paid to do this job, because that is what it is, a job.
Girlfriends may perform this job with the expected payment of reciprocal action performed on them by the man. (To prevent misunderstandings, men who receive a blowjob should ask before hand if reciprocation is expected).
No blowjob shall be considered complete until the man experiences orgasm and ejaculates. (Swallowing is optional but very appreciated).
When unsure of the sexual status of either partner, blowjobs may be performed while the man is wearing a condom. Performing a blowjob in this method reduces the oral sensations experienced by the male. This effect almost always prolongs the time required to achieve orgasm and increases the job difficulty for the one performing the blowjob. Lubricated condoms often taste unpleasant either from the condom material, usually latex, or the lubricant that comes with the condom. Rinsing off the condom before application can reduce the flavor intensity. Flavored lubricants can also reduce/mask the unpleasant taste of the condom.
Whores are hired and paid to do this job, because that is what it is, a job.
Girlfriends may perform this job with the expected payment of reciprocal action performed on them by the man. (To prevent misunderstandings, men who receive a blowjob should ask before hand if reciprocation is expected).
No blowjob shall be considered complete until the man experiences orgasm and ejaculates. (Swallowing is optional but very appreciated).
When unsure of the sexual status of either partner, blowjobs may be performed while the man is wearing a condom. Performing a blowjob in this method reduces the oral sensations experienced by the male. This effect almost always prolongs the time required to achieve orgasm and increases the job difficulty for the one performing the blowjob. Lubricated condoms often taste unpleasant either from the condom material, usually latex, or the lubricant that comes with the condom. Rinsing off the condom before application can reduce the flavor intensity. Flavored lubricants can also reduce/mask the unpleasant taste of the condom.
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Asian Blowjob
The sexual act of shooting cum in the eyes of your partner and immediately sticking your penis back in her mouth. The intended effect is for your partner to have chinky eyes from the burning sensation of semen, and to scream at you in a thick Asian accent due to the large (or small) penis in her mouth imparing her speech. This sexual act is similar to, but slightly different than the sexual act known as the "Angry Pirate".
Me: "Omg yes I came!"
Girl: "radaradarada"
Me: "Aww an Asian Blowjob? How sweet of you!"
Girl: *bites penis and storms off*
Me (Now single due to Asian Blowjob): "Worth it."
Girl: "radaradarada"
Me: "Aww an Asian Blowjob? How sweet of you!"
Girl: *bites penis and storms off*
Me (Now single due to Asian Blowjob): "Worth it."
Asian Blowjob by LickableNutz October 12, 2014
blowjob artist
Someone who fancies himself to be a "big deal," but who is generally only a small-time writer or a member of an inconsequential local band, and who is seen frequenting the "hip club."
"Man, that Manny dude is a blowjob artist to the extreme; he's always promoting his shit at Duke's Pub."
"That savory hispter with the mullet and bangs in his eyes is quite the blowjob artist, I hear."
"That savory hispter with the mullet and bangs in his eyes is quite the blowjob artist, I hear."
blowjob artist by Jackson "Bernabo" Wainwright March 19, 2007
blowjob
when a female homo sapien takes hold of a male homo sapien's meaty foogular appendage and begins to blow softs burts of air onto it for the male's sexual satisfaction.
blowjob by holyMacaroni.Dick May 13, 2018