Anticipootion

The need to defecate when cocaine is present, or about to be consumed.

When Eric brought coke to the party last night, suddenly there were scores of people suffering from anticipootion.

by GrenadeWhistle February 22, 2011

Anthony Weiner

A democratic Congressman who recently resigned. Whatever you do, NEVER FOLLOW HIM ON TWITTER OR ELSE...

Recently, I followed Anthony Weiner on Twitter and he sent me a picture of his junk. Now I am scarred for life.

by Mike_Litoris June 27, 2011

Antiquated

Does anyone use this word anymore? If you do, you're a nerd.

And why are you looking this up on Urban Dictionary? Urban Dictionary is not an actual dictionary, you know!

Person 1: "It seems a bit antiquated to me."
Person 2: "What the fuck does that mean?"
Person 1: "Old fashioned or outdated."
Person 2: "Fucking nerd."

by Mickey_G_ April 24, 2019

antasshole

A theoretical over the counter medicine that relieves all symptoms of being an asshole. Moodiness, bitchiness, smugness, self righteousness, and arrogance all gone.

In theory the only permanent solution would require cyanide as the active ingredient.
Temporary solutions might include Thorazine, ACID, crack cocaine, or Valium as an active ingredient.

Extra strength antasshole recommended for bosses, politicians, women on their period, and other insufferable parasites.

Please take an antasshole and don't bother calling me in the morning, asshole.

by Poyfect September 9, 2018

Anthony Rodriguez

A male human individual who has a very large cock and makes all the females wet. He is originally known as “Pablo”.

“OMG ANTHONY RODRIGUEZ’s cock is so huge, he makes me so wet uhhh”

by vUncle January 8, 2019

Antonio Brown

Another way to say you quit your job or you walked out mid-shift.

Dude! He just got up and Antonio Browned work!

I’m off to tell the manager my new name, here, is Antonio Brown! Peace out!

by RugbyDrinkinBro January 2, 2022

Soviet Anthem

IMO, one of the most powerful national anthems of all time.

“I bought the Soviet Anthem from ITunes!”

by Draca2000 January 21, 2019