The horniest kickoff to the week, where you crank up the vibe and fire off a steamy masturbation pic or vid to a friend. It’s all about flaunting your solo game with a wink and a smirk, turning Monday’s grind into a straight-up grind session.
Caught myself on Stroke It Monday, sent my work friend a spicy clip, and now we’re both ready to conquer the week.
Synonyms: Masturbation Monday, but with more swagger.
Synonyms: Masturbation Monday, but with more swagger.
by Jackrabbit76er October 26, 2025
Get the Stroke it Mondaymug. Corona stroke is when you thrust your cock down someone by starting in the throat and then fucking the lungs in one go.
This girl was giving me head and I finnished with a Corona stroke. Every one though she had the virus, but was just coughing up jizz.
by Mmrt May 4, 2020
Get the Corona strokemug. Engine most commonly used around the world. although on a dirt bike they perform terrible because compared to a 2 stroke, they put out more torque rather than HP and torque is not really needed on a 150 lb machine to get up to speed.
Four stroke rider- hey wanna race
Two stroke rider- sure
Four stroke rider- how come you won, my top speed is higher than yours
Two stroke rider- because I got to a
higher speed faster than you could
Two stroke rider- sure
Four stroke rider- how come you won, my top speed is higher than yours
Two stroke rider- because I got to a
higher speed faster than you could
by Yupper Trupper November 19, 2022
Get the Four strokemug. David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”
Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone
Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone
by StarchDisks December 6, 2022
Get the I’m Having a stroke please call someonemug. a game played on roadtrips in the car where one or more boys remove their shirts and pretend to masturbate, so that cars around them believe that they are actually masturbating, thus eliciting a humorous reaction
by papi quando March 10, 2024
Get the Stroke the Jokermug. by Amschel December 13, 2023
Get the Hell Strokemug. by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016
Get the stroking the magic dragonmug.