asshole mom

Best type of mother. Don't take any shit from anyone. The cool mom. Can be the friend and the parent simultaneously.

Jillian has an asshole mom but she's so awesome.

by LeighaJames October 11, 2017

Asshole Price

Increasing the price of something simply because the buyer is an asshole and you deserve to get more money for having to deal with them.

If this guy doesn't quit being a pest, I'm going to charge him the asshole price of $30 for the movie instead of the $10 I was going to ask.

by aytball November 28, 2011

Asshole Dilemma

When someone (usually from a nice fellow) asks a request of some kind that you heavily disagree with but you can't deny it or else you're the asshole.

Guy 1: Hey wanna go to my birthday party? Yeah, my grandma died, my dog got hit, I couldn't pay my bills, but I trust you could come.
Guy 2: (Wow I'm in such an Asshole Dilemma) Uh... sure?

by lulucio December 22, 2020

inner asshole

Psychological archetype that is the opposite of your "inner child.".

I'm not angry, I'm just expressing my inner asshole.

by Isotrope May 10, 2021

conceited asshole

A person or individual who exhibits traits of cockiness or smugness. A condescending individual.

Due to Brian's expansive vocabulary & vain demeanor, David believed him to be a conceited asshole.

by Huggyman November 28, 2015

asshole andy

The guy next to you.

Asshole Andy on the bed

by Chodemaster. July 25, 2017

asshole golf

When two extremely close friends decide to take the next step, they play a game. Asshole golf is this game; one man spreads his cheeks, and opens his asshole wide while the other tees off from a couple hundred meters away and pounds that fucking ball directly in the socket.

"Dave, I think I'm ready. We should play some asshole golf."
"Alright. Get spreading."

by Iguanadude June 22, 2018