a billion years later

1. An approximated date when all multicellular life forms will die out.

2. An exaggerated statement for how long something may take.

“Hurry up! Is my food ready, a billion years later?”

“A billion years later, we’re all gonna die! Better start making the most of it...”

“Apparently, according to scientific belief, sentient life expires from this solar system supermarket at least a billion years later, and is also when I expect to get my ice cream cone by; assuming my friends can’t be slower than they are, already!”

by Smith dux Wurd November 20, 2017

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New Year’s Rizzolution

When you pick up a girl on the first of January

My friend had massive game with a girl and I said “Woah he got a New Year’s Rizzolution)

by ytayee December 23, 2022

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by Grab dick year February 28, 2020

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12 year plan

Something a nerd does so that they can act "better" for planning out their education. Only used to brag

Friend: Hey Kate, How are you?
Kate: Great! Just was discussing my 12 year plan for college!

by Hydroflask May 31, 2016

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5 year rule

Like the 5 second rule for food landing on the floor, or the 5 minute rule for leaving class when a teacher is late the 5 year rule is time frame after the wedding to have a bachelor or bachelorette party if said party didn't occur or was so lame that it isn't even worth a mention.

Married guy: Aargh! My bachelor party 4 years ago was crap... wish I could have done it properly.

Good friend: Brrrooo! 5 year rule! We throw you a bitching party this weekend! It's going to be the shit!!!

Now happily married guy: Yeeeeaaahhh!

by notsoslick January 7, 2019

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