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bench warmer

hasnt gone to 1st 2nd or third base in their life...hasnt gone out with anyone
woah that chiks a bench warmer!
by *SoFaKiNg* April 19, 2004
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warm titties

like hot, but for girls to talk about guys who make them blush and get raunchy.
"Oh, Johnny Depp is warm titties!"
"Look at that hot guy... his arse is warm titties"
by StephanieMurphytheSex October 10, 2008
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Warmy

The processes running on my phone (HTC-Inspure) cause the device to warm up.
Thereby pressing the device up to my junk, i get a warmy
by dmoney01236 March 22, 2011
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warm ass

hey boy, you got a warm ass
by hotgirl2 September 23, 2016
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global warming fart

A fart so heat-filled that it measurably contributes to the temperature of the planet.
Save the environment! Cut down on the burritos so you don't make a global warming fart. But really, cow farts contribute to global warming all the time.
by Brjtlc June 18, 2010
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global warmist

To be defined as a global warmist, a person must have all of the following traits:

1) An absolute belief that humans are primarily or even completely responsible for causing a mass climate change which will raise the average temperature of the planet.

2) Will not entertain the idea that it is possible that natural phenomena may cause climate change, regardless of any evidence.

3) Believes it is a good thing to throw billions upon billions of dollars at an idea that may or may not work to stop climate change, "just in case."

4) Believes that natural disasters such as hurricanes and earthquakes are an indirect result of humankind's actions to cause climate change.

5) Shouts down, puts down, and insults anyone whose beliefs run contrary to their own, rather than having intelligent discourse. A zealot for their cause.
Apparently some global warmist just modded down my innocuous comment in the online forum.
by JD9 December 8, 2005
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Cock Warmers

She wanted a pearl necklace, so I slapped my salami between her cock warmers and went to town!
by Whimsical Ninja March 17, 2009
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