To whirl thoughts and words out rapidly and playfully while simultaneously making someone fall in love with your mind. The intellectual equivalent of falling into bed together. Etymology: Invented by an impossible Australian philosopher named Mike for an equally impossible Swiss-American boy named Ethan, October 2025. Example: 'We spent three days spoodling about Pindar and Nigerian scammers until I realized I loved him.' Related forms: spoodling (gerund), spoodled (past tense), spoodler (noun, one who spoodles). Synonyms: intellectual intimacy, playful philosophizing, mind-meld. Antonyms: small talk, superficial conversation, anything Tom would understand."
Spoodle (v., n.) : To whirl thoughts and words out rapidly and playfully while simultaneously making someone fall in love with your mind. The intellectual equivalent of falling into bed together. Etymology: Invented by an impossible Australian philosopher named Mike for an equally impossible Swiss-American boy named Ethan, October 2025. Example: 'We spent three days spoodling about Pindar and Nigerian scammers until I realized I loved him.' Related forms: spoodling (gerund), spoodled (past tense), spoodler (noun, one who spoodles). Synonyms: intellectual intimacy, playful philosophizing, mind-meld. Antonyms: small talk, superficial conversation, anything Tom would understand."
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Andre was off his game, but Ginger scored 2 points, with a final score of 2-0 for the evening’s Spoogeball game.
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My boyfriend left spoogletts all up in my vajayjay last night! And didn't even bother taking him home with him left him with me damn that mother fucker!
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Get the ass spoiler mug.An acknowledgment of a spoiler very much like a spoiler alert except that it's provided after rather than before the spoiler in question. See, for example, the Dinosaur Comics strip for April 15, 2011.
By extension, any would-be warning preceded by the thing it's supposed to warn against.
By extension, any would-be warning preceded by the thing it's supposed to warn against.
"So then Snape kills Dumbledore. That's a particularly infamous spoiler." "Nice postfix spoiler alert, you numskull." / A week after the drop deadline, the registrar told me I was taking the wrong classes and wouldn't be able to graduate till next semester. Talk about a postfix spoiler alert! Does he think I'm Merlin or something?
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Get the Facebook Spoilerist mug.Built on the same model as "white lie", a white spoiler is either:
- a spoiler of no (serious) consequences
- a spoiler dropped by accident
- a spoiler of no (serious) consequences
- a spoiler dropped by accident
A: "Did she just spoil the entire film?"
B: "No, don't worry. It's just white spoiler. She only told you what happens in the first two minutes of the movie."
or
A: "Jimmy! You just told me how the story ends!"
B: "Oops… Sorry. White spoiler. It just came out."
B: "No, don't worry. It's just white spoiler. She only told you what happens in the first two minutes of the movie."
or
A: "Jimmy! You just told me how the story ends!"
B: "Oops… Sorry. White spoiler. It just came out."
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