Shartlifting 

V. The act of being forced to shoplift clothes, particularly shorts or underwear, because you sharted in them while you were trying them on.

Ex. 1:

Store Worker - Hi, is there anything I can help you with?

Customer - Yes, is there a bathroom.

Store Worker - Not at the moment it is under construction.

Customer (Whispering under his breath) - I guess i'll be shartlifting then.

Ex. 2:

Brian was walking into Abercrombie and Fitch when he was overcome by the urge to poop. Brian asked the cashier to direct him to the nearest bathroom, but there were none. Brian was leaving to find a bathroom when he noticed an amazing pair of skinny jeans. He convinced himself he could hold it long enough to try them on. (KEEP IN MIND BRIAN WAS FREEBALLING) When he got them on he felt a pressure, the skinny jeans had him in a trance and he thought it was just a fart. He released it but it was not a fart but a shart / poop. He couldn't put them back or purchase them because at the register the cashiers fold your merchandise for you so he was forced to Shartlift them.

Shartlifting by RDUB August 1, 2012

Sarthak 

Sweet and funny. Dreamer, capable of doing wonders if he puts in enough efforts. Good at making jokes/memes.

You are being as funny as sarthak

Sarthak by Thelculyguy January 8, 2018

scartist

An individual or individuals who use their feces or scat to create artwork.

His expressionistic diarrhea paintings really show how talented of a scartist he is.

scartist by Struggling scartist May 7, 2018

Show shaft 

The act of folding one's penis downward to allow the shaft to show from an open zipper. This is a socially acceptable act, similar to females showing cleavage. But like the nipple, the tip should never show, referred to as a tip slip

That guy R. Lager over there is showing so much shaft i can't get any attention with my six pack abs and Lambo. If i was packing i would surley show shaft!

Show shaft by CaptainAloha July 28, 2018

Shaft Bag

A shaft bag is a condom, used to describe, in a more degrading way; tool bags, tools and douche's.

You see a guy with sunglasses on, at night, in the club with or without a blowout haircut... Shaft bag. The guy that runs on the beach and checks himself out mid-run... shaft bag.

Shaft Bag by jnick89 June 5, 2013

shartgasm 

A shartgasm: masturbating before you have diarrhea. Cumming and making the first wet push at the same time.

I sat down an hour after indian food and decided to jerk off. I came just as the first salvo came out- what a shartgasm!!

shartgasm by axi693 July 25, 2015

shaft-grasper 

One who subconsciously holds a bottle with both hands as though it is an erect penis.

Russell Brand commenting on host Mika Brzezinski during an interview on MSNBC's Morning Joe: "... the way you're touching that bottle... She's grasping for the shaft! She's a shaft-grasper."

shaft-grasper by rmcanada June 20, 2013