Having a short sleep at work in the interests of health and safety. Especially relevant for building site workers.
by Pipine September 23, 2005
Get the Safety Nap mug.A Safetycrat is a government bureaucrat believing it is their job to protect the citizens from themselves.
Pretentiously thinking they possess superior insight to the rest of the population and therefore know what is best for them.
Often citing public burden as justification for Draconian rule making.
The motto of the Safetycrat:
Screw that freedom thing... it's over rated. We know everything about everything and they must obey us.
Pretentiously thinking they possess superior insight to the rest of the population and therefore know what is best for them.
Often citing public burden as justification for Draconian rule making.
The motto of the Safetycrat:
Screw that freedom thing... it's over rated. We know everything about everything and they must obey us.
by Rootdoctor October 2, 2007
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A boring job that is accepted by the employee due to his fear of unemployment. Most commonly used in reference to someone who has specialized in an art, but has accepted other employment due to the unpredictable nature of income while a professional artist.
by Owen-SF May 10, 2008
Get the safety desk mug.One amazing young lady. Has an amazing sense of humor. Does her own thing, and loves to have fun. Usually misunderstood but dosen't care. Shes special and different but a little confused in life. She rather be at home on a friday night adding new words to Urban Dictionary then out getting fucked up...like everybody else.
by Iwishiknewmyname November 25, 2011
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how would you describe safety harbor middle school?
by 🫂🫂🫂🫂 September 6, 2021
Get the Safety Harbor Middle School mug.When you feel the urge to defecate, but only pass gas, you are using the toilet as a farting safety net.
Bob: Hey, Jim, I think I sharted in my pants.
Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.
Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.
by Marrley December 30, 2008
Get the Farting safety net mug.The act of masturbating before a night out. The safety wank is used to prevent testosterone levels rising during a night out 'with the boys' when surrounded by females.
Friend 1: "You on the pull tonight?"
Friend 2: "You had your safety wank yet then?"
Friend 1: "What's a safety wank?"
Freind 2: "You know.. a wank to tie you over whilst trying to get on a girl, so you don't blow ya load if she starts having a feel around.. ya know..."
Freind 1: "Oh fuck. Better go do that now. Thanks man."
Friend 2: "You had your safety wank yet then?"
Friend 1: "What's a safety wank?"
Freind 2: "You know.. a wank to tie you over whilst trying to get on a girl, so you don't blow ya load if she starts having a feel around.. ya know..."
Freind 1: "Oh fuck. Better go do that now. Thanks man."
by surpriseentry June 8, 2011
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