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Safety Nap

Having a short sleep at work in the interests of health and safety. Especially relevant for building site workers.
The gaffer caught me having a safety nap in the lift housing.
by Pipine September 23, 2005
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Safetycrat

A Safetycrat is a government bureaucrat believing it is their job to protect the citizens from themselves.

Pretentiously thinking they possess superior insight to the rest of the population and therefore know what is best for them.

Often citing public burden as justification for Draconian rule making.

The motto of the Safetycrat:

Screw that freedom thing... it's over rated. We know everything about everything and they must obey us.
That Safetycrat actually believes helmets work.
by Rootdoctor October 2, 2007
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safety desk

A boring job that is accepted by the employee due to his fear of unemployment. Most commonly used in reference to someone who has specialized in an art, but has accepted other employment due to the unpredictable nature of income while a professional artist.
John got himself a safety desk instead of sticking with the band.
by Owen-SF May 10, 2008
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Safeta

One amazing young lady. Has an amazing sense of humor. Does her own thing, and loves to have fun. Usually misunderstood but dosen't care. Shes special and different but a little confused in life. She rather be at home on a friday night adding new words to Urban Dictionary then out getting fucked up...like everybody else.
Dude 1: that Safeta girl is pretty awesome
Dude 2: DUDE, I KNOW SHE IS SO PRETTY
by Iwishiknewmyname November 25, 2011
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Safety Harbor Middle School

a dirty ass school that is filled with emo lesbians and dirty ass bathrooms that smell like weed. cant forget the teachers only care about there fake ass grass🤣
how would you describe safety harbor middle school?
by 🫂🫂🫂🫂 September 6, 2021
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Farting safety net

When you feel the urge to defecate, but only pass gas, you are using the toilet as a farting safety net.
Bob: Hey, Jim, I think I sharted in my pants.

Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.
by Marrley December 30, 2008
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Safety Wank

The act of masturbating before a night out. The safety wank is used to prevent testosterone levels rising during a night out 'with the boys' when surrounded by females.
Friend 1: "You on the pull tonight?"
Friend 2: "You had your safety wank yet then?"
Friend 1: "What's a safety wank?"
Freind 2: "You know.. a wank to tie you over whilst trying to get on a girl, so you don't blow ya load if she starts having a feel around.. ya know..."
Freind 1: "Oh fuck. Better go do that now. Thanks man."
by surpriseentry June 8, 2011
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