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Safeta

One amazing young lady. Has an amazing sense of humor. Does her own thing, and loves to have fun. Usually misunderstood but dosen't care. Shes special and different but a little confused in life. She rather be at home on a friday night adding new words to Urban Dictionary then out getting fucked up...like everybody else.
Dude 1: that Safeta girl is pretty awesome
Dude 2: DUDE, I KNOW SHE IS SO PRETTY
by Iwishiknewmyname November 25, 2011
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Safety Scissoring

The sexual act of two double leg amputee women scissoring each other.
I should clear my history of safety scissoring before someone sees it.
by ETMZ October 9, 2014
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Safety Tap

A slight tap (but often harder) during rough sexual intercourse role-playing to let your partner know you have had a little too much, or it's a little too rough.
Lance and Trixie were role playing "underground prison sex in Beirut."

Lance eased his hog into Trixie, who was tied up on a love swing. The 6 hits of liquid blotter acid he shot into his eye earlier got him going a little too much, and Trixie had to give him a safety tap to slow him down a little.
by Jrubadub August 5, 2011
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Safety Shirt

Tight necked crew style t-shirt worn underneath another t-shirt. Uses include sopping up an excessive amount of sweat redirected from one’s armpits due to over use of medical grade deodorant, keeping one’s inappropriately stiff nipples from tearing through their outer shirt, or simplify adding a subtle splash of color to one’s ensemble. The Safety Shirt should be an essential staple of every Big Guy’s closet.
Mal: Do I see you wearing not one, but two t-shirts?

Marty: Of course! I don’t go anywhere without a Safety Shirt.

Mal: Is it because you afraid of sweating out all that Big Guy Energy?

Marty: Nope, I just want to make sure I’m not going around cutting glass when my turkey’s done.
by Falcon Thunder Fist July 14, 2021
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safety wife

A safety wife is a friend who you have agreed to marry once you reach a certain age if you both remain single.
''If we are still single by 40, agree to marry each other?''

''Deal! I'm your safety wife''
by Angel22222 November 13, 2013
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Safety pin

Something you put on you're clothes when you're supportive of the lgbtq+ community and a safe space for them (SAFEty pins)
Person #1 "look that girls wearing a safety pin on her shirt"
Person #2 "yea that means she's supportive of the lgbtq+ community and a safe place for them to go too"
by You're fellow gay :) August 16, 2020
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safety harbor middle school

a school in florida, where the bathrooms constantly smell like weed and shits always broken. trashy, and all the administrators care about is their stupid grass. :)
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