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Dude 1: that Safeta girl is pretty awesome
Dude 2: DUDE, I KNOW SHE IS SO PRETTY
Safeta by Iwishiknewmyname November 25, 2011
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Safety Scissoring 

The sexual act of two double leg amputee women scissoring each other.
I should clear my history of safety scissoring before someone sees it.
Safety Scissoring by ETMZ October 9, 2014

Safety Tap 

A slight tap (but often harder) during rough sexual intercourse role-playing to let your partner know you have had a little too much, or it's a little too rough.
Lance and Trixie were role playing "underground prison sex in Beirut."

Lance eased his hog into Trixie, who was tied up on a love swing. The 6 hits of liquid blotter acid he shot into his eye earlier got him going a little too much, and Trixie had to give him a safety tap to slow him down a little.
Safety Tap by Jrubadub August 5, 2011

Safety Shirt 

Tight necked crew style t-shirt worn underneath another t-shirt. Uses include sopping up an excessive amount of sweat redirected from oneโ€™s armpits due to over use of medical grade deodorant, keeping oneโ€™s inappropriately stiff nipples from tearing through their outer shirt, or simplify adding a subtle splash of color to oneโ€™s ensemble. The Safety Shirt should be an essential staple of every Big Guyโ€™s closet.
Mal: Do I see you wearing not one, but two t-shirts?

Marty: Of course! I donโ€™t go anywhere without a Safety Shirt.

Mal: Is it because you afraid of sweating out all that Big Guy Energy?

Marty: Nope, I just want to make sure Iโ€™m not going around cutting glass when my turkeyโ€™s done.

safety wife

A safety wife is a friend who you have agreed to marry once you reach a certain age if you both remain single.
''If we are still single by 40, agree to marry each other?''

''Deal! I'm your safety wife''
safety wife by Angel22222 November 13, 2013

Safety pin 

Something you put on you're clothes when you're supportive of the lgbtq+ community and a safe space for them (SAFEty pins)
Person #1 "look that girls wearing a safety pin on her shirt"
Person #2 "yea that means she's supportive of the lgbtq+ community and a safe place for them to go too"
Safety pin by You're fellow gay :) August 16, 2020

safety harbor middle school 

a school in florida, where the bathrooms constantly smell like weed and shits always broken. trashy, and all the administrators care about is their stupid grass. :)
safety harbor middle school is the most ghetto school
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organizationโ€™s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
โ€œSlayyyter just announced another album last nightโ€
โ€œNo way, is that cake?โ€
โ€œYeah whoops this isnโ€™t realโ€
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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