Three Ring Fecal Festival

One penis, three buttholes, no condoms.

A sexual act involving one man having anal sex with three partners without a condom. The man switches intermittently between partners, and all three must be penetrated for the act to be successful.

Yo, did you hear? O-Ring Hatch had a three ring fecal festival with Lindsey, Chuck, and John. That old dude is nasty af!

by R0b.Raf September 29, 2018

kingsguard ring

The act of putting a ring (preferably gold) around ones penis and testicles before anal penetration.

He found more pleasure in his “armory” with a good kingsguard ring.

by Eveldore November 26, 2019

Maidstonian Ring of Fire

An act performed by members of Maidstone Grammar School in the science department in which someone takes a Bunsen Burner and shoves it into their anal cavity, turns it to roaring mode and melts the area. Is usually performed in room 69.

Louis tried the Maidstonian Ring of Fire and he hasn't been able to walk properly since!

by stevendawson August 10, 2021

Thorn Ring

A dangerous ring that enhances your magic stat and may or may not cause you to kill your friend in a trance. Sold by #1 Rated Salesman (1997). Often referred as the Commemorative Ring

Person: I found this random deer girl wearing a thorn ring
Person 2: Lol, frozen chicken go brrr

by Siciecszixi March 27, 2022

Copper Ring

When you finger a man or woman and get shit on your finger

Guy 1: Yo dude, Cassandra just gave me a copper ring last night it’s fucking gross
Guy 2: ew nasty get away from me

by Krajcovicmonkey October 25, 2022

three ring blender

See art.

#below-stairs just played a three ring blender. Win won a tonne of old money. Tang-clonk!

by Below-Stairs December 2, 2022

Mint ring surprise

When you give your partner a rimjob straight after brushing your teeth.

I was getting ready for bed, brushed my teeth but vicki was feeling horny, so i gave her a mint ring surprise before i stuck it in her clam.

by Stoned dog guy August 19, 2023