pooner

A poo covered boner.

John pulled his pooner out of his wife's filthy ass and made her lick it clean.

pooner by filthy spitfire March 26, 2010

pooner

Anyone who would rather chill out with their families on a friday night then their friends and secretly masubating after their uncle goes to sleep

Im going to see my uncle cuz im a pooner, pooners dont like swiss chalet, 14 and a quarter inch pooner

pooner by DON STASHIO May 1, 2010

pooner

You'll all wrong. The real definition is (watch OZ) a person sticking a spoon in the other guy ass, the reciever is a pooner. A person can be a pooner that likes to stick spoons up his own ass too.

Daniel your a pooner, when are you going to stop sticking spoons up your ass.

pooner by The Dirty Pajerty April 21, 2006

pooner

1. Someone who creates a great product but doesn't like using it for popular activities
2. Apple CEO who disapproves of graphic depictions of sexual intercourse and /or nudity

Me: Macs are great for looking at Porn.
You: But Steve Jobs hates Porn......and videogames
Me: What a pooner

pooner by jarja May 25, 2011

pooner

An evening out on the town looking for easy women.

Can't work Saturday. Jake and I have a pooner planned.

pooner by druu9 May 10, 2010

poogers 

the opposite of poggers. used to describe something that is really shitty

"I ate a whole batch of cookies and then I threw up"
"oh shit that's poogers"

poogers by kn1fecr1me October 24, 2020

Pooge 

The definition to this word comes from the feeling you get from drinking too much 15p coke. Then when this happens you randomly say "pooge".

15p coke - get your pooge on - Tent peg...etc.

Pooge by Tom n George April 17, 2004