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Polly

Man: Hey, what happened when you went to Madrid?
Kai: I touched Polly
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pollygraph

A device that supposedly determines if a parrot is telling the truth.
Polygraph machines are notoriously inaccurate and unreliable (i.e., they're easy to "beat" by simply going without sleep for two days before the test, and they merely sense if you're nervous, they cannot actually tell if you're lying, and so there are plenty of false positives just because the subject is scared or anxious), but a pollygraph would be even more useless, since a bird doesn't even actually know what it's saying... it merely imitates what it's heard, and so it has no idea if the words it's mindlessly squawking are the truth of not.
by QuacksO September 10, 2019
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Pollies horse

I fucked a pollies horse so hard last night!!!
by Alex vornav September 12, 2019
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Polluted Cow

Polluted Cow is how the world will look like in years from now. It will destroy our planet. It is our inevitable future
"Wow the world will really look like a polluted cow
by jajacoro12 October 22, 2019
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Pollina

She’s not only beautiful, but also very intelligent and strong. Very stubborn, she chases her goals until she gets what she wants. Although she doesn’t show it often, she is very emotional and looks for the support of her closest people all the time. All men are attracted to her.... and no wonder ! That woman is H - O - T !! You can’t really bring her down cause she ain’t got a care in the world, but if you can somehow bring her down, she’ll get back easily with or without help from all of her besties! Usually she’s got 1-2 friends that have kinda always been there, Pollina doesn’t know it yet but she’ll do anything and everything for you! Just talk to her, she might be feeling bad cause you don’t talk to her! show her your inner beauty and your outer beauty! You know that your the best friend ever. Right Polly?
A1: Woah! Who’s that bad*ss hottie!
A2: Oh, that’s Pollina.. she’s taken sorry...
A1: Oh... well no wonder...
by secretuser0923 November 6, 2019
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Polly Snapper

A real knee slapper, a good chuckle bringer. A joke, phrase, or story that makes you laugh.
Girlfriend: MY BALLS ITCH
Dude: What a polly snapper!!!
by _fr@nk_ November 15, 2019
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pollocked

sdj. Splattered, or sprayed over a surface in an interesting pattern.

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Careful with that skateboard now:; I do not want you pollocked.
by gnostic3 November 20, 2019
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