A middle aged smoked out Zilwaukeean fella. Frequently pukes doritos on his own arm. Named after an appetizer at a local restaurant, creatively in conjunction with his last name.
"Hey whats going on Tonite? I guess we could stop out and see what the Blohmin Onion is doing."
"I need it in the butt, I should call Onion."
"Bla bla blohmm! Bla bla Blohmin Onionnn!"
"I need it in the butt, I should call Onion."
"Bla bla blohmm! Bla bla Blohmin Onionnn!"
by KneeMaster November 9, 2011
Get the Blohmin Onion mug.When you are caramelizing onions, time seems to move slower as you stand over the stove and stir... and stir... and stir. Time loses meaning. Hours, days, you don’t know anymore. You're on onion time now, and the onions get to decide your fate.
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Get the Onion Rings mug.Trying to figure out Medicare is like a spaghetti onion. It’s when you’re peeling the onion to reveal the spaghetti inside, only to get through all the spaghetti and to reveal more onion.
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Get the Spaghetti Onion mug.Something which seems to be good at first, like a caramel onion at first appearing like as a caramel apple, which then turns out to be bad or disappointing when you engage with it, like when you bite into a caramel onion and find out that it is not, in fact, a caramel apple.
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Get the onion mug.Seinfeld reference. When George can spot dimes from a distance but mistakes an onion for an apple when not wearing his glasses. Used when things don't make sense.
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