Noodle 

1. The guitarist from rock band The Offspring.
2. A tasty food snack, related to rice.
3. Insult for a small penis. Usually inserted before dick

1. Hey, Noodle's got some good riffs!
2. Hey, would you like noodles with your chicken?
3. NOODLE-DICK! YOU HAVE A NOODLE, FOR A DICK!

Noodle by cool_penguin_0 June 16, 2004

noodle 

A noodle is a dork of any kind. also known as chad geek nerd loser. They typically wear tighter jeans, a polo shirt with the collar up and a abercrombie hat. (most suburb kids)

" I can't believe what a noodle Todd is. Talk about a chad."

noodle by tara lynn November 16, 2006

Noodleism 

It's a religion where people worship Thynoodle and uh they worship every uh Friday but the...5 members of Noodleism never actually worship on Fridays because they forget to.

Followers of Noodleism worship Thynoodle every Friday, or at least attempt to.

Noodleism by Wolfie aka WhiteFang July 17, 2009

macaroni noodle 

An uncircumsized penis.

"Loser, you're just pissed cuz you have to roll back the skin on your macaroni noodle."

macaroni noodle by Rypsaw April 30, 2003

wet noodle slap 

When a guy wraps noodles around his dick, puts a condom on and fucks the woman till he comes. He then removes the condom, slaps her with the wet noodles and then feeds them to her.

She felt like a snack, so he gave her a wet noodle slap

wet noodle slap by Naminggame January 20, 2014

Noodled 

To be blessed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage.

Pirates have been noodled by His Noodly Appendage.

Noodled by A Pirate June 25, 2012

Fuck Noodle 

A noodle, for reasons unknown, that has been stuck up a largely obese woman's vagina and has been cooked at 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit for an unknown interval of time. They likely smell of fish and it is not advised that they be consumed by any living being, unless you're into that sort of thing.

May also apply to a woman who is so loose, her vagina looks more like spaghetti strings.

"Where did my pasta go?" "Probably Celina's vagina over there; she's into fuck noodles."

"Heard you ran away from Diane." "Are you kidding? She's been with so many guys, she's a total fuck noodle!"

Fuck Noodle by Dr. Cyanide February 24, 2012