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baggage handlers forearm

The state of a man's genitalia after a prolonged bout of wanking, frottage or lube free sex (possibly with a post-menopausal MILF)

Derived from the state of a baggage handlers forarm after being repeatedly thrust through partially opened zips to steal cartier watches, mobiles and anything else they can get their theiving hands on.
I was up all night bumming your mum and now my cock's like a baggage handlers forearm.
by murty murt August 23, 2006
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one handed parking job

a hand job with a clever name so that unsuspecting bystanders are unaware of it's true meaning :-P
"Yea, I did a one handed parking job yesterday and Max was pretty impressed!"
by Maria deann December 27, 2007
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coat-hangering

The act of yanking a fetus out of a uterus using a coat hanger

Most often used by/ but not limited to unfit teen mothers

A much cheaper alternative to Planned Parenthood and better than creating garbies
Well, you better talk her in to coat-hangering that thing out of there.
by Mindhead13 November 7, 2010
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Cleveland Handpress

When someone goes to a public restroom and puts their hand on the wall while using the restroom and spreads their feel past shoulder width apart.
When I went to the restroom, I had to use the Cleveland handpress since I was so drunk.
by seunsmore April 3, 2011
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Dirty Handrail

The reuse of a condom from a previous sexual encounter.
I gave my girlfriend a dirty handrail last night
by old pete June 6, 2011
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Clothes hanger

Oh shit ma I’m pregna!
Use the clothes hanger b!
Aight blood!
by Sammywammypurplescammy June 14, 2020
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Cuban coat hanger

When you stretch your ballsack out and attach it to a rope and hang upside down outside of a laundry mat before 8:00pm
by Taters24Taters November 23, 2011
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