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Definitions by Mindhead13

Contrary to popular belief this is not a baby of a gay couple. It is the disease resulting from being bitten by a homosexual dog (often a Chihuahua). The infected are overwhelmed with a desire to suck cock, irrational fear of water, and a taste for Beggin' Strips.
"Dave was a lot cooler before the Gaybies"

Women are impervious to Gaybies due to their inherent desires to suck cock and irrational fears
Gaybies by Mindhead13 November 7, 2010
Any baby found in a dumpster or garbage.

Often the result of unfit teen mothers that didn't have the guts to coat-hanger that thing out of there when they had the chance.

Also a poor child's black barbie.
There are a ton of garbies in the alley
Garbie by Mindhead13 November 7, 2010

coat-hangering 

The act of yanking a fetus out of a uterus using a coat hanger

Most often used by/ but not limited to unfit teen mothers

A much cheaper alternative to Planned Parenthood and better than creating garbies
Well, you better talk her in to coat-hangering that thing out of there.
coat-hangering by Mindhead13 November 7, 2010