2 definitions by murty murt

To slap your partner around the face with your dangly bits whilst receiving fellatio.
I couldn't get wood so Kaycee let me smurt her until I was hard.
by murty murt August 23, 2006
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The state of a man's genitalia after a prolonged bout of wanking, frottage or lube free sex (possibly with a post-menopausal MILF)

Derived from the state of a baggage handlers forarm after being repeatedly thrust through partially opened zips to steal cartier watches, mobiles and anything else they can get their theiving hands on.
I was up all night bumming your mum and now my cock's like a baggage handlers forearm.
by murty murt August 23, 2006
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