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grey goose

clear liquid when mixed w/lemonade mix.this mixture will have you talking shit and driving drunk all weekend long.
nothing is better than a date with a grey goose.
by op March 10, 2004
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Goosed

Frequently prefixed by "pure", as a substitute for "very".
1. To be drunk, e.g. "I was pure goosed last night boss".
2.To be hungover, e.g. "I drank a bottle of gone-off whiskey last night. Pure goosed today".
3. To be caught committing an inappropriate or illegal act. e.g. "I got goosed by the shades (police) for my flagrant lack of pants"
4. To have rang someone's (mobile) phone and hung up after the first 2 rings, so the number will show up and the recipient will call you back, or alternatively, just to be a bollocks. e.g. "Michael goosed my phone"
5.To have grabbed someone's arse (archaic).
6. To have suffered an unfortunate event or set of circumstances, or to express sympathy with such a happening. e.g. Tony: "I fucked up my 'Introduction to Aromatherapy' exam again. "
Oliver: "Oh, goosed".
7. To play a practical joke on someone, or take revenge for such an act, e.g. "I'm gonna goose him good for posting those bondage photos on the Internet"
by Eldritch August 29, 2003
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a measure of how disgusting something is based on how many times worse it is that goatSE
kids in a sandbox registers 500 goaseomiters.
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goose poop

An alcoholic shot consisting of Grey Goose vodka and Jaegermiester. Tastes the way goose poop does.
Hey man, take this shot. "EWWWW it tastes like goose poop!" yeah dude. We're so cool.
by steelnip April 3, 2008
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goose hole

another word for one's anus.
I need to sneak into the bathroom and grease up my goose hole.
by juanyswany November 21, 2015
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Goosebumpin' Uglies

Goosebumpin' Uglies is not unlike 'Netlix & Chill' where one puts the children's TV series 'Goosebumps' on with the intent to have sex with it on in the background.
'My man came over and we totally Goosebumped Uglies'

'Hey babe, come over and we can Goosebump Uglies'

'My mum rang last night when I was in the middle of Goosebumpin' Uglies with my girl.'
by ekkiej September 18, 2017
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goose boobs

by charlottecaitlinzz February 7, 2020
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