god

The definition of God. That is one being, mythilogical to some, real to others, that is said to have control over our fate. Fate is the control of one from another, slavery is the same thing as fate, therefore God is a slave-holder. BREAK THE CHAINS OF SLAVER!!!! SO SAYS ANARCHY!!!
African Americans were slaves to the whiteman, they lived there live according to what there slaveholder said, Christians live thier lives according to what God says, therefore they are enslaved by him/her/whatever.
by Anarchy May 24, 2003
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A name for your friend, homeboy.
by Tj November 15, 2004
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ME: I would have killed myself a long time ago if it wasn't for God
by kimmie the pure January 11, 2009
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Kid one: dude you gonna pray to God

Kid two: if by God you mean Morgan Freeman then yes
by Isreal thomas August 21, 2011
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The Ceiling cat
The person other than you parents who created you
That guy
The ending of the phrase OMG
God is everywhere. When you get out of the shower he's there. When you go to bed, he's there. Keep that in mind next time you pick your nose...he will be watching you.
by whydougiveashit? November 27, 2011
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Someone who people think very highly of and go to when scared, corned or need help with something. In short a false idel that people around the world created to throw there problems on, also known as a form of crak =P
"what should I do God?"
by Asur July 21, 2006
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Somebody who luvs us all a whole lot
Christians/Jews hav God
Buddists hav Budda
Muslums hav Allah
by Secret September 02, 2004
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