by Squilliam waterson November 8, 2021
Get the Cum Dumpstermug. My best friend: Oh I messed this up cum dumpster.
Me: Yeah glock glock 3000.
My best friend: 21 inches suck it.
Me: Fuck you.
Me: Yeah glock glock 3000.
My best friend: 21 inches suck it.
Me: Fuck you.
by KassWritesDefinitions November 18, 2021
Get the Cum dumpstermug. by Dumpster hump May 14, 2018
Get the Dumpster humpmug. The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.
Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.
(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo
Dude: Ummm, ok.
(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo
by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018
Get the Dumpster Mattress Blowjobmug. Okay... this stream is a total dumpster fire.
I like watching this dumpster fire!
I'm gonna create a dumpster fire.
I like watching this dumpster fire!
I'm gonna create a dumpster fire.
by Rose the Theme Park Queen May 14, 2021
Get the dumpster firemug. High class ritzy ass slut bitch of a rich mans wife, home on the hill, exchanges mouth, good church going Mormon, bishops daughter ass or pussy from 8 to 5 any day when husband's at work gobbling you and your friends goo for a couple pushes off ur meth pipe. And a speck for later in Ogden Utah and surrounding areas. F.v. j.l. 1/2020
by Ibmug1 January 29, 2020
Get the Cum dumpster deluxemug. is a sexual act wherein the subject is treated as a chair and steaming hot garbage is covering their body, they would be treated in such a manner of complete submissive nature.
by Mace N' Lace January 12, 2024
Get the dumpster chairmug.