donut slap

inserting your penis into the hole of a donut and slapping someone in the face with it

while pat was sleeping, we decided to wake him up with a donut slap

by JankyFeuerFrei95 March 13, 2010

Donut Friday

Donut Friday refers to a growing trend within workplaces (particularly in the pro bono legal sector) where donuts are ordered, purchased and consumed by staff for morning tea each Friday.

"Man, I just can't wait for Donut Friday... I'm gonna get a cinnamon one!"

by fridays=donuts October 22, 2009

Spikey donut

When given a blowjob the female uses her teeth in a way resembling a donut with spikes

"dude this chick has the perfect face for a spikey donut"

by x-lan May 2, 2009

crimson donut

a bloody vagina and/or menstrual period

I hope my girlfriend gets her crimson donut soon. She has the worst PMS ever.

I'm going to f**k you until you have a crimson donut.

I got my crimson donut, I'm not pregnant!!!

by hell c. February 2, 2009

donkey donut

The butthole of a Donkey

"Do I really have to touch the donkey donut?"
"Only if you want to be a real veterinarian."

by TorchTaylor21 March 9, 2014

Hurtz Donut

Bloodless castrator band. Used on cattle, sheep, goats, dogs and rural rapists.

Better put two hurtz donuts on that bull calf, he's a big 'n, one might break and he won't let you try again.

by RevBroG January 30, 2016

Jamaican donut

A black girls pussy

That girl must have an amazing Jamaican donut!

by Hotgirl March 10, 2016