Piss on the Clock

When you take a piss before you punch out at work.

Employee #1: Hey man, want me to punch you out?
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.

by ASSMANIA!ASSMANIA! July 30, 2011

Rage O Clock

A word that implies that it is time to party or to start partying.

Lets head over to that party now. It's Rage O Clock!

by KlynchxAP August 22, 2011

Whine O'Clock

Exactly the same as Wine O'Clock but accompanied by bitching about your Career, your partner or the weather on Facebook or other social network.

What a shitty day, it's definitely whine O'Clock.

by pseudonym not found September 29, 2011

king's alarm clock

When you wake up while receiving a blowjob.

Whats the best way to wake up?
dude you have to invest in a King's Alarm Clock.

by ADang December 15, 2013

Five o'clock vagadow

A normally shaved bush that's gone to sand-paper status, giving her "lady parts" a "five o'clock shadow" effect. Either 2 or more days unshaven in the vagina region.

Sandy wanted sleep with this man desperately but she hadn't shaved down there in days and thought that her five o'clock vagadow would turn him off forever.

by Whyitsmama July 15, 2015

tradie o'clock

The time of day (usually 3-3:30pm) that tradies knock off work, resulting in a sudden hotness surge in areas around construction sites, on public transport, etc.

It was approaching tradie o'clock, so Alex decided it was time to head outside, get an afternoon snack and perve on all the King Gee, Hard Yakka, Bisley, Jackaroo and Stubbies talent that would soon inundate the city.

by joelster7455 May 31, 2016

Fuck Knows o' Clock

An unknown time of day. Can be past, present or future.

Hey Jack when are we leaving?

"At approximately ...fuck knows o' clock. Tomorrow."

What time is it?
"Fuck knows o' clock. Get a watch."

When did you fall asleep?
"Um, at fuck knows o' clock. I don't know!"

by HyperLynx September 22, 2016