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Big Brother 

A horrible reality show on CBS that the network has yet to catch on has low ratings that no one wants to watch. Twelve shameless "houseguests" of mostly twenty-somethings are spied upon 24-7 in the “Big Brother house” on the CBS lot and seen scheming against those contestants they dislike. It's basically a popularity contest. A competition is held every week to determine the Head of Household who will nominate two candidates for eviction. Each week the cast votes to oust the next person from the Big Brother House. On the last episode, the cast votes for the $500,000 winner.

Seeing these pathetic, hopeless people on Big Brother who are desperate for 10-minutes of fame or shame makes me realize my life isn’t so bad after all. The funniest thing is not the contestants, but that CBS thinks this is actually entertaining and that Americans have no life but to sit down and watch this garbage.
I hate Big Brother. Get it off the air.

My Brother's Keeper?

IN OTHER WORDS:

1. How do you respond to your brother?

2. Tell me the truth?
NINO BROWN:
You cut a side deal
with that motherfucker didn't you?

GEE MONEY: (struggling to answer)

NINO BROWN:
Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Gee.

Fucking Cain.

My brother's keeper?

(Nino walks closer to Gee, then reaches in Gee's coat to find and take his glass dick/crack pipe to confront him)

Was it this......glass......dick...you've been sucking on, huh? Huh? Was that it? Now I see how you let that motherfucker infiltrate. He used you, Gee.

(then Nino throws Gee's glass dick/crack pipe very far from where they're standing)

-From NEW JACK CITY (1991)

Cornball Brother 

A brother who has balls made out of corn.
"You won't be having kids if you hook up with my brother, he's a cornball brother"
Cornball Brother by j8sony December 14, 2012

Little brother syndrome 

A person that is really good at being a goof ball and breaking the tension of situations through comedy and playful antics. But at the same time, has a hard time ever taking things seriously or taking responsibility for things, expecting or assuming others will simply come to help out when needed. This is often how little brothers can behave, hence the term.
Sean is always getting parking tickets, and it's 'never his fault.' I used to feel bad, but now I just laugh at him. His older brother doesnt get it, and his mom just always bails him out. I don't get the guy, but he's a blast to be around. He has total little brother syndrome.
Little brother syndrome by wawaone February 28, 2011

Step Brother Nachos 

When you put shredded cheese on a plate of Doritos and microwave it. As seen in the movie Step Brothers.
James: Yo Loyd, whatchu' cooking?
Loyd: Some Step Brother Nachos
James: Can I have some?
Loyd: Fuck no, get your own.

Mikey's Brother 

Mikey Way's older brother. Simple as that.
:)
Person 1: Hahaha. I saw Gerard Way at the movies last night.
Person 2: Gerard? Don't you mean Mikey's Brother?
Mikey's Brother by cali_flwr_grrl August 27, 2007