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Blinded by hunger

When someone looks in the fridge and doesn't see anything, walks around in a circle, then looks in the fridge again in high hopes that while the circle was walked, something magically appeared in the fridge. When the presence of chocolate cake fails to exist, the person proceeds to being upset and shutting the refrigerator door in pure anger, saying a ridiculous amount of explicit words.
Person A while opening refrigerator door: "Damn...we need to go grocery shopping". *shuts door*
Person B: *watching the blinded by hunger person silently, while eating dried top rommen noodles*
Person A walks around in circle, comes back and re-opens refrigerator door: "God Damnit!!! WHY the fuck isn't there anything in here?! We need to go grocery shopping!!!"
Person B: *laughs at Person A under breath and continues to eat dried top rommen"
by Oana February 11, 2008
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Blindsight

To attack someone out of hiser view.
Catherine put up a decoy and then blindsighted the group with a very big lawsuit.
by Luddz June 16, 2015
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Blinding Lights

A 2019 song by The Weeknd and also the best damn tune ever to be released.
Blinding lights lyrics:

Yeah
I've been tryin' to call
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe you can show me how to love, maybe
I'm going through withdrawals
You don't even have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch, baby
I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty (oh)
No one's around to judge me (oh)
I can't see clearly when you're gone
And I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust
(Hey, hey, hey)
I'm running out of time
'Cause I can see the sun light up the sky
So I hit the road in overdrive, baby, oh
The city's cold and empty (oh)
No one's around to judge me (oh)
I can't see clearly when you're gone
And I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust
I'm just walking by to let you know (by to let you know)
I could never say it on the phone (say it on the phone)
Will never let you go this time (ooh)
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
(Hey, hey, hey)
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch.
by UltimateDoge June 30, 2021
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Male Pattern Blindness

An affliction suffered by both men and women, however most often by men. It is marked by an enthusiastic penchant for assigning certain bad habits as something women do, and inexplicably not noticing it when men do the same thing in the same frequency.
(in the car)

Brad: OMG! Get off the phone lady! Freakin women always have their cell phones out!

Marla: Brad, you txt and drive all the time. That guy over there is talking on the phone. And the guy next to us is also texting. Everywhere I go there's a dude talking on a cell phone. I can't walk anywhere on my college campus without being stuck behind both girls AND guys on the phone.

Brad: (*snort*) Na-ah!

Marla: You have a bad case of Male Pattern Blindness.
by YouKnowItIsTrue November 19, 2011
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Binder

A great device for storing women.
Mitt Romney had binders full of women.
Forever Alone Guy: I just bought a binder, hopefully its full of women.

This binder is defective, I can't even fit a woman in here!
by Servine October 22, 2012
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blendered

when a person is totally high and or drunk and they feel like they are spinning.
A: I'm spinning. I feel like a blender.
B: Dude he is totallllyyyyy blendered.
by aweseomeelizabethh May 26, 2009
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blind date

Where you get really drunk or blind, meet someone and agree to go on a date but when you are sober you can't really remember what they look like, who they are or any details about the meeting except that you met them. Sometimes even friends have to tell you these details.

They call and you agree to go on a date anyway and awkwardly look around looking for someone slightly recognisable and spend the time trying to obtain any small details to piece together the night you met.
That guy from the party called, I think he was alright. We are going on a blind date
by mei_mei January 17, 2011
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