New Year’s Rizzolution

When you pick up a girl on the first of January

My friend had massive game with a girl and I said “Woah he got a New Year’s Rizzolution)

by ytayee December 23, 2022

GRAB DICK YEAR

You can grab any boys dick

Grab dick without getting in trouble

GRAB DICK YEAR

by Grab dick year February 28, 2020

12 year plan

Something a nerd does so that they can act "better" for planning out their education. Only used to brag

Friend: Hey Kate, How are you?
Kate: Great! Just was discussing my 12 year plan for college!

by Hydroflask May 31, 2016

year 6 glasses

What you wear as a granny after preschool glasses

You used to wear preschool glasses but now you wear year 6 glasses

by 😗’s there September 26, 2018

it’s been a year daddy

something you say to your friends to annoy the fuck out of them

it’s been a year daddy, i really really miss you

just look it up on youtube, you’ll find it :)

by quandale dingle lore June 4, 2022

5 year rule

Like the 5 second rule for food landing on the floor, or the 5 minute rule for leaving class when a teacher is late the 5 year rule is time frame after the wedding to have a bachelor or bachelorette party if said party didn't occur or was so lame that it isn't even worth a mention.

Married guy: Aargh! My bachelor party 4 years ago was crap... wish I could have done it properly.

Good friend: Brrrooo! 5 year rule! We throw you a bitching party this weekend! It's going to be the shit!!!

Now happily married guy: Yeeeeaaahhh!

by notsoslick January 7, 2019

Two Years Resolution

A new years resolution that turns into two years because you either forgot about it or are just too lazy to try to do it so you give yourself 2 years instead of one.

Person 1: Hey, didn't you say your new years resolution was to quit smoking?

Person 2: Yeahh, but it's really hard so I'm made it a two years resolution, now, I have some time.

by zomgjb December 15, 2009