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Warrior500

A person of a witty nature. One whos humour is vastly superior to others.
My god you are Warrior500
by Danny McCarthy February 2, 2005
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turd warrior

When a man is in a state of shock,depression,anxiety and his only answer to this feeling is drinking several pints of beer and in this piss drunk state, he executes a finishing move which makes him achieve the legendary status of a 'turd warrior'.

the finisher is as follows; he takes out his cell phone and dials a friend's number and starts whinging like a silly schoolgirl, while he's on the phone, slides down his pants in the middle of the road, under a pale moonlight and shrieks like a toothless hyena while taking a dump standing with bits of turd flying everywhere. finaly when the deed is done, this creature hangs up the phone and proceeds to walk home as though nothing had ever happened, carrying a faint smile in his face.
father saying this to a shocked son who witnessed this horror;

man oh man, that right there son is called 'sad max the turd warrior'.

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hot damn muhfucka look at dat turd warrior..........you dont see this shizzit everyday ma nigga.
by BastionBooger619 February 25, 2011
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Mythological god who was the brother of Hercules, one of the sons of Zeus.
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Bacon warrior

fights for the white man against the evil that is islam
paki 1:noo is that the bacon warrior
paki 2:zomg his meat is not halal!
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Online Warrior

Brett aka Jump. The opposite of a Lanimal.
Brett is a online warrior and is bad.
by FeaR MoHo February 10, 2013
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Dynasty Warriors

The inspiration for a serial sprite comic by Brian Clevinger.
In Dynasty Warriors, Lao Tze, Hung Gai, and their allies must face off against Sun Quan and his general, Man Chong, as the battle for Long Wang Pass commences. Dynasty Memories is the only remaining record of their struggle.
by Derek Dogan December 21, 2018
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Online Warrior

Referring to Halo 3 gameplay and xbox live. An Online Warrior is someone who is one shot (having no shields) and doesn't fucking die after taking multiple fucking shots to the head.
Guy1: "He's one shot top mid!"
Guy2: "WTF! I put fifty shots into his dome and he lived! Dude is a fucking online warrior!"
by napkin_o June 9, 2009
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