Dick Waffle

When a dick is placed between the ass cheeks and the cheeks are clenched so hard that the dick is pressed into a disc.

Fuck, Bailey gave me such a dick waffle last night.

by TheTrueDiCkWaFfLe November 24, 2014

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Love Waffle

A woman's vagina after breakfast.

"Get your sausage out of my love waffle, you sunny-side up slut!"

by Guter November 29, 2007

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waffen crapper

A super-sexy white supremacist/neo-nazi female, a featherwood. Play on the phrase waffle crapper, since the Waffen SS were Hitler's army, and they sound kind of similar.

*Sees a waffen crapper across the bar*
Him: Hey baby, 14/88.
Her: You're Sieg Handsome. ;)

by Stone Cold Steve Wilkos lookalike May 8, 2008

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Radio-Active-Twat-Waffle

A twat waffle that has become radio active. A friend once called me this as a joke, and i LOLd.

You are such a fucking radio-active-twat-waffle!

by KariJo January 25, 2007

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while doing a girl from behind you quickly pull out and cum on her butt. Then quickly grab a tennis racket and start spankin her. When she asks what the hell you are doing you say, thats a frosted belgium waffle

Dude I gave a girl on the tennis team a frosted belgium waffle!

by don't be a scrot February 8, 2008

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