Turkish Steamroller

When a man and woman are in the 69 position, they grab each others arms and legs and roll around whilst having wild sex

Those people died while they Turkish Steamroller -ed off a cliff!

by Nathan Simard April 25, 2006

Turkey Slap

To slap a person in the face with an erect penis

My girlfriend was being really annoying the other day, so i turkey slapped her ass!

by Sullos January 13, 2009

Turkish Meatball

When a retarded, down syndrome, midget is drunk and drives a car into a turkish hot dog stand mistaking it for a speed bump, gets thrown from the vehicle, and gets smacked in the sack with a vietnamese baby.

I might have gotten botulism from my undercooked Turkish Meatball.

by I'm gay...? December 1, 2009

Alabama Turkey Baster

A game/activity usually played with friends at a bar type environment in which one person comes up with a random object and a place, and the other people involved have to create an inappropriate sexual act, described and titled by the object & place given.

Friend A: (place) Mississippi (object) Motorboat

Friend B: "O.K. a Mississippi Motorboat is when you're getting a blow job from someone with no teeth and as they're sucking on your dick you plug their nose to cause them to try and breath through there mouth, thus making their cheeks slap against your shaft, resembling the sound of a motorboat engine."

Alabama Turkey Baster was the first term coined, hence the name of the game.

by Dave of DooM September 18, 2011

turkducken

The resulting abomination when you take a turkey, stuff it with a chicken, and stuff that with a duck.

John Madden eats a turkducken every year on Thanksgiving.

by super awesome forever September 22, 2008

Tennessee Turkey Calling

The noise a girl makes when she is deepthroating your cock.

Last night when Mary was deepthroating me she was Tennessee turkey calling

by USMC1108 February 24, 2010

perky turkey jerky

the act of masturbating using an oven roasted turkey as simulation.

friend: hey man what were you doing last night when i called and you didn't pick up?
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!

by maestro1623 August 14, 2010