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When a retarded, down syndrome, midget is drunk and drives a car into a turkish hot dog stand mistaking it for a speed bump, gets thrown from the vehicle, and gets smacked in the sack with a vietnamese baby.
I might have gotten botulism from my undercooked Turkish Meatball.
by I'm gay...? December 2, 2009
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