baby unicorn tears

The most sincere tears of all.

Guy: Baby, the airport's closed and I can't make it home for Christmas!

Girl: Are you serious?! Baby unicorn tears!

by newsvava February 12, 2009

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Black tears

The mix of cum and mascara that occurs when a man ejaculates onto a woman's face.

Angel came on Chantelle's face so much that black tears were streaming down her cheeks.

by Funguy5102 September 18, 2016

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Tear a new asshole

What one might do with a drill-shaped penis.

When I take the bus home afterwards, I won't be able to sit, because they're going to tear me a new asshole.

by Yoni June 1, 2004

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Cock Tear

An oozing ejaculation, that resembles a tear because of its dripping nature.

"I totally Just busted a Cock Tear all over her face"

"Ahh, that just made me let go a Cock Tear."

by Aidan P. May 29, 2005

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n. A rare sexual move due to initial pain from both sides: results in intense pleasure if done correctly. You CANNOT you lubricant, or it's called anal sex. The act consists of a man with a larger penis thrusting it into a partner's anus, causing mild to severe tearing. The partner subsequently yells out in pain, but then the heavenly pleasure causes them to sing out a rich, harmonious note matched only by the man himself.

Julie : "Hey, Darla baby, why's there blood dripping down from between your legs? I thought you got your period last week!"

Darla : "No, silly, Jim gave me a Fred Ass-tear last night; it was the most wonderful thing I've ever experienced!"

by averygoodburger February 17, 2010

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