rubber-toed

someone who is not as smart as you

he is rubber-toed compared to me at math

by T-mobile November 10, 2008

Golden torpedo

A large(Or small, whatever floats your boat)penis that is shaped like a torpedo soaked in paint.

Customer: I'd like to buy some paint.
Store Clerk: May I ask what for?
Customer: Gotta give my golden torpedo a fresh coat.

by LOLTIMMY!!! January 24, 2007

Nipple Torpedo

another way to say that someone is nipping.

It is so cold out that she has a nipple torpedo!

by 18872977 April 18, 2008

The Toledo Rattlesnake

While a girl eats your ass, you shit on her face while shaking your ass like a rattlesnake.

I was cleaning for 5 hours after the Toledo Rattlesnake last night.

by ToledoRattlesnakes January 8, 2009

fuct-taped

A high level of being fucked; especially used when you feel surrounded or stuck to whatever is screwing you over.

Dude, I forgot my history binder at school; I have a quiz and an essay due tomorrow. I am so fuct-taped.

by Jordan K-M October 29, 2009

carrot topped

To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.

Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!

by JOSakaRome March 19, 2010

E-toed

The act of becoming drunk. Derived from the Chemical offhand notation of ethanol the main ingredient in alcoholic beverages (EtOH --> E-TOH --> E-toed). Typically seen among the intellectual community.

After my organic chemistry final I got super E-toed. Thank god i wont have to touch an epoxide until the MCAT

by mesutozilfan5 December 14, 2010