Pork Torch

When you are porking in the dark and need a night light

Adrian: "can you turn the pork torch on, I can't see the hole."

by BeefChuggerNaut April 25, 2023

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launch a torpedo

To take a massive shit, so big that when it hits the toilet water it makes a huge kerplunk!

Man, i gotta launch a torpedo like no other!

by errrizzzzle October 17, 2007

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Riding the tornado is phrase that originated in Kansas. It means for a man to engage in solo sexual activity or masturbation, using your hand in a whirling motion, mimicking a the motion of a tornado.

I always feel sleepy after riding the tornado.

by randomhow April 5, 2011

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Saiyan Tail Torture

Saiyan Tail Torture (STT) is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to a Saiyan's tail. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, tail spanking, squeezing, tail-busting, tail flogging, tail pulling, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, or even kicking.1 The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.

“Omg girl have you tried Saiyan Tail Torture?”
“Yas it hurts but it feels so goooood”
“Ikr hehe”

by Zeno Himself October 20, 2020

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Cock and Cock Torture

Like cock and ball torture but between two guys. The opportunities are endless! sledgehammers, semi trucks, teeth, or just your good ol' hands will do! My personal favorite is doing a version of a purple nurple with the tip...

Person 1: Dave and I are going to try out some cock and cock torture tonight. Everyone's doing it!
Person 2: What the fuck did i just walk into...

by SpencerSpencer008 May 25, 2021

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