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snatch jack

When a friend, collegue or just fellow dude takes public credit for sleeping with a woman, that his friend, collegue or fellow dude actually slept with.
Bob is a snatch jack, can you believe he told everyone arond the water cooler that he slept with Liz from accounting, we all know it was Justin who slept with her.
by Swine Doctor April 26, 2011
mugGet the snatch jackmug.

snatch crack

Not quite as bad as dumb ass. Have not achieved dumb ass status yet.
You just a snatch crack tryin to become a dumb ass!
by asystole September 13, 2009
mugGet the snatch crackmug.

bum snatch

Yo man, you see that bum stole my 4 for 4?!”
“Man, I’m about to hit that mans with the one-armed bum snatch!”
by tenpennytowers May 4, 2019
mugGet the bum snatchmug.

snatch catch

Female equivalent of a cockblock. Someone or something that gets in the way of a woman getting laid.
This guy was checking me out, but my boyfriend was hanging all over me like a total snatch catch. There was no way I was getting laid.
by webBoi November 13, 2011
mugGet the snatch catchmug.

Snatch Pig

A man or woman who enjoys inserting their nose into a womans twat and sniffing. Usually sniffing enthusiastically with a snorting noise much like a pig, hence the phrase.
Doreen, did you know that Kenneth has a penchant for sniffing my vaginal aromas....he's a real snatch pig
by ranyryan October 14, 2008
mugGet the Snatch Pigmug.

snatch a fan

What you say when you are ridiculously exhausted and want to get some sleep.
"Dude, I'm so tired. I'm gonna go snatch a fan."
by breaksy May 15, 2010
mugGet the snatch a fanmug.

Madame snatch

the pimpest teacher ever. Madame Snatches school of learning. Specials in teaching how to get drunk and what to do if your penis is on fire can be found overusing the saying 1-2-3 all eyes on me
drink some more vodka or Madame natch will give you a referrel
by Elle May 17, 2004
mugGet the Madame snatchmug.

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