tears

A situation which is very bad.

'That dj was absolute tears.'

'I can't come out tonight I've lost my wallet, it's tears.'

by Maccy February 10, 2004

baby unicorn tears

The most sincere tears of all.

Guy: Baby, the airport's closed and I can't make it home for Christmas!

Girl: Are you serious?! Baby unicorn tears!

by newsvava February 12, 2009

Black tears

The mix of cum and mascara that occurs when a man ejaculates onto a woman's face.

Angel came on Chantelle's face so much that black tears were streaming down her cheeks.

by Funguy5102 September 18, 2016

Tear a new asshole

What one might do with a drill-shaped penis.

When I take the bus home afterwards, I won't be able to sit, because they're going to tear me a new asshole.

by Yoni June 1, 2004

Cock Tear

An oozing ejaculation, that resembles a tear because of its dripping nature.

"I totally Just busted a Cock Tear all over her face"

"Ahh, that just made me let go a Cock Tear."

by Aidan P. May 29, 2005

Fred Ass-tear

n. A rare sexual move due to initial pain from both sides: results in intense pleasure if done correctly. You CANNOT you lubricant, or it's called anal sex. The act consists of a man with a larger penis thrusting it into a partner's anus, causing mild to severe tearing. The partner subsequently yells out in pain, but then the heavenly pleasure causes them to sing out a rich, harmonious note matched only by the man himself.

Julie : "Hey, Darla baby, why's there blood dripping down from between your legs? I thought you got your period last week!"

Darla : "No, silly, Jim gave me a Fred Ass-tear last night; it was the most wonderful thing I've ever experienced!"

by averygoodburger February 17, 2010

Evangelion- Tears of Angels

Only the BEST Neon Genesis Evangelion RPG. Evar.

Tears of Angels r0x0rz ur b0x0rz.

by Chris Dark March 1, 2004