Dicking tears

its when you cry while sucking a dick because its too good

shigaraki had me dropping dicking tears

by Malshiggy October 1, 2020

White Tears

White tears are produced by white women to manipulate situations so that their issues are favored over others. Usually used when they are being called out on their poor behavior. White Tears are seen as weapons to marginalized groups. White Tears are also used to play the victim card.

Sara, a white girl, called the cops on Monica, a black girl, because Monica confronted Sara for stealing from her, and as soon as the cops pulled up, Sara began to cry. Also known as white tears.

by SaveUs August 31, 2022

krocodile tears

A homemade version of heroin made of gasoline and codeine. It gets it's name from the fact that the users skin turn scaly. This drug invariably kills its users after rotting their brain and eating their insides. It seems like this drug is only present, at the moment, in Russia and in some middle east countries.

- vice magazine

Since Igor and Krastin started using Krocodile tears their acne has completly disapeared.

by LeGros12 September 22, 2011

fuck a maid to tears

when something doesn't work as planned and screws up everything, u say this.
see damnit

well fuck a maid to tears, this damn piece wont fit.

by USA201 August 30, 2005

male tears

1. Slang for semen, similar to cum, jizz, spunk.
2. a term used by feminazis who think it means literal male tears.

1.
Guy: Mate! when i saw sarah wearing a short skirt that showed off her ass i thought i was going to cry male tears!
Guy 2: Oh just wait till mathlab, emma's wearing see through yoga pants and a thong! I don't think i'll be able to contain myself!

2.
Feminazi: HURR HURR I HAVE A MALE TEARS MUG, GUYS SHOULD SHARE THEIR EMOTIONS THO.
Guy to Guy 2: *whisper* does she realize male tears mean semen?
Guy 2 to Guy: *whisper* i don't think so.

by Blitzkrieger101 February 11, 2017

clown tears

Slang for pre-ejaculate (also known as pre-ejaculatory fluid, preseminal fluid, or Cowper's fluid, and colloquially as pre-cum) is the clear, colorless, viscous fluid that emits from the urethra of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused.

That girl got me so hot I was shedding clown tears.

by oskie October 26, 2009

tearful masturbation

When life just plain sucks and you cry and jerk off at the same time.

he couldn't get out of the friend zone so he had some tearful masturbation while listening to 'someone like you' by adele

by poopyissad December 30, 2011