Smith Cocktail

Developed at Smith College, an all-female institution, the smith cocktail is a cocktail that, unbeknown to the male receiver, contains both an erectile assistant and a sedative. When properly administered the smith cocktail effectively negates both the risk of rejection and of awkward morning after scenarios.

smithee 1: "that one guy at our party sure is cute, too bad he's gay"
smithee 2: "we'll see about that; I've got a smith cocktail with his name on it"
smithee 1: "can I have him when you're done? I haven't seen a penis in months"
smithee 2: "sure! but you've got to drag him to your room yourself"

by metcalfistan April 1, 2010

smithe

Specifically referring to when a man uppercuts a female's genitalia.

"yo dawg how was las' night?"
"y'all that bitch were crazy, I had Smithe her!!!"

by Leckie June 2, 2010

smithtown high school west music kids

A group of students that goes to a really shitty school on Long Island that spend all of their free time before, during, and after school in the music suite. Some of them don’t even take a music elective or play an instrument at all. Everything happens in the practice rooms... They hookup in there, talk shit, eat lunch, and skip class...sometimes all at once. Most of these people are overdramatic and obnoxious and barely talented, but some of them don’t suck... only some. Music kids are closely affiliated with art and theater kids, as most of their cliques interjoin. A large portion of them are gay, lesbians, bisexual, and many other sexualities that you have never heard of. Don’t associate with these people if you care about your reputation.

I hate those fucking Smithtown High School West music kids. They’re fags

by chaoticsunflower June 4, 2018

Holly Smith

Holly Smith is the world's best stage manager. She loves theatre and reading, and she enjoys wearing the color blue. Her favorite color is green. She is often found wearing blue high heels to social functions.Her favorite color is green and she once killed a lion with her bare hands. She is a member of the American Tambourine Society. She no longer has patience for dogs, due to some traumatic experiances in the past. It's her dream to fly an airplane while facebook stalking Idina Menzel. :)

That girl was so addicted to Glee. She was like a total Holly Smith.

by kookiemonster93 July 17, 2010

Jedediah Smith

v. : When you just do something freaking awesome.

Person 1: Yo bro, what did you do yesterday?
Person 2: Bro, I freaking Jedediah Smithed the crap out of some pancakes

by Jedediah Smith October 2, 2012

Brandon Smith

a typical white boy name has good hair and gets hella hoes but can be a boner biter at times

oh look its brandon smith i want hiiiiiim

by goodguy27 September 30, 2016

evan smith

an evan smith is a person who overall should have been aborted.

Whoah that baby is fugly they should have evan smithed him.

by realtalker6969 February 5, 2019