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shooping

The act of using gay pornographic images to make simple pictures humorous.
"My mom totally walked in on me shooping last night"
by Crimz June 24, 2008
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shlop

Pronunciation: /shhh-L0p/
function: verb
date: 14th century
1:the evacuation of more or lest fluid feces
2: taking a wet, nasty dump
Hey, d00d, i shloped all over that wall man.

i need to go home, i shloped in my skirt.

you know sometimes my toilet just cant handle my shloping.

pardon my sudden absence ive been having some explosive diarrhea. Tomson, your bathroom is now covered in my shlop.
by shlopotron24 August 2, 2010
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trump scooping

The act of farting, then cupping your hand and scooping it up towards your nose (or someone else's) to breathe in your sensational effort.
Bob's always trump scooping at me - I can smell them from here, thanks!
by benbenbenny August 1, 2009
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scoop and score

Scoop and Score is a procedure described as when a male is looking to "get some" and notices a girl who has clearly punched her first class ticket to blackout city and is stumbling and falling all over the place. He then scoops her back to his (or maybe even her) place and scores, hence the scoop and score.

criterion for said scoop and score:
1. male must be pursing female and

2. obviously trying to get some
3. girl must be in or on her way to blackout city
4. must score
5. takes place at a social setting (i.e. party, bar)
guy 1: yo check that girl over there, she just fell. She's prime for the scoop and score
by blue.eyed.winter January 14, 2010
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scoop shovel

large shovel used for snow removal ( shovel light stuff )
Yo dude, use this scoop shovel remove El pero poop from my yard!
by itichie_nocanpo July 5, 2006
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Shlopidites

Advanced human like creatures and or aliens that comes from a distant planet bent on world domination, being shitty neighbors, lighting cigarettes backwards, going down the streets in wagons and or people movers, and or being goverment officals and or weird people. May need special glasses to see them.
"Them shlopidites are the end of the world I tells ya".
by RottingStiifs March 15, 2008
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schoope

The shit you take the morning after a long night of drinking.
After the nasty Hoegaarden i suffered through last night, my shit was a blend of wheat beer and diarreah, formally known as schoope.
by Tap 21 January 5, 2010
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