Shmorp

Shmorp is a term to call someone gay.

That guys if a fucking shmorp!

by sELouTaI September 16, 2020

Shmorp

Shmorp is a term that is used to call someone gay.

Look at that fucking shmorp!

by sELouTaI September 16, 2020

shmooley

a type of person that is mentally very slow. Basically a retard.

Me: Whats good boss

Terry: I think my tire is low the sensor is on...
Me: Alright which side?
Terry: I think its the front left..
"Proceeds to check all tires and it was back left tire"
Me: Alright lets go fill it up
"leaves work to go to gas station and as we are pulling in terry pulls straight into spot instead of backing in...
Me: yo how are you suppose to fill the back tire up if the hose cant reach the damn tire?
"terry proceeds to not move and I have to direction the kid to back his truck in and fill up the damn tire"
Me: fucking shmooley

by chicken 2 September 22, 2020

Shmonts

A word that is used when you dont know what something is.

Can be used to replace the word shit

Ex #1 "yo man were you at the party the other night jack puked and there was Shmonts all over the wall"

Ex #2 "CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM, THERES SHMONTS EVERYWHERE"

by zappy_cunt September 25, 2020

Shmoothie

The smooth actions of someone being smooth between a transaction of conversation between a male and female.

Him: can I get your number?

Her: yeah sure!

By-stander: oh he a shmoothie!

by Fafido October 9, 2020

shmoiger

Pronounced : SH-MOY-GUR
A shmoiger is a word commonly used by jews and it means someone who is an idiotic dumb person.
Ex: DeBlasio and Cuomo are shmoigers.

Mayor Bill Deblasio is a shmoiger.

by Teitch October 15, 2020

Shmoneybagcesar

Shmoneybagcesar is the fastest bitch you’ll meet he’s nice doe but still a fat bitch

“Rememeber the day shmoneybagcesar ate 5 hamburgers”
“I asked shmoneybagcesar for skittles but he got a cup of noodles for himself”

by Vchhh October 17, 2020