Burning the most scummiest-smelling incense sticks because you're a deluded moron who has come to believe that doing so will miraculously bring in $$$ to your bank account. You may also be deluded enough to combine said Shitincense with other things to burn, such as Palo Santo sticks and white sage- all which do absolutely nothing for no one.
if the house goes up in flames, it's because I was dabbling with Shitincense for the sole aim of gaining financial freedom.
I've just bought bags and bags of Shitincense- here's me hoping I'll never be judged against some bullshit stats at work ever again.
I've just bought bags and bags of Shitincense- here's me hoping I'll never be judged against some bullshit stats at work ever again.
by ACunny October 4, 2024
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Northeastern Canadian slang, predominantly used in small towns and villages. A “shitzinski” is a term used to describe an enormous poo.
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Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline
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Get the shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV mug.A person so un-eloquent in their use of lies and bullshit that the act of them speaking equates to "shit-bending." Overglorificaton of ones self makes one a shitbender. Exaggeration of an event to the point of absurdity makes one a shitbender.
Statements that lower the collective iq of all listeners are said by shitbenders.
"Yea i don't care about money, I have a job offer from microsoft, apple, and google. They are all fighting over me" (this legendary shitbender worked as a housekeeper)
Statements that lower the collective iq of all listeners are said by shitbenders.
"Yea i don't care about money, I have a job offer from microsoft, apple, and google. They are all fighting over me" (this legendary shitbender worked as a housekeeper)
Me: "I have never heard anything so crazy come out of anyone's mouth, ever!
Response: "He's a shitbender, that's all that comes out."
Response: "He's a shitbender, that's all that comes out."
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