Storkllama's definitions

Lazy neighbor

When masturbating, and the masturbator also starts manually pleasing the person next to them. If the person being cranked off does not reciprocate, they are the ‘lazy neighbor’

Football started getting boring, so as I started jerking off myself and Brent, the bastard just sat there and lazy neighbored me...

by Storkllama April 10, 2021

Shitcinatti

Another name for the Cincinnati Bengals.

Fuck you Mark it’s the Shitcinatti Bengals again 🤦 ♂️

by Storkllama October 7, 2025